Cicero and God walk in to a bar:

ded-ard:

“wots dis button do, boss?” awesome

(not my creation)

crackheadclubhouse:

RETREAT!

Ven's Random Rants: 40k Commandments »

venvierra:

I got sent this and had to share it….

1.Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as “Bolter Biatches” nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the “Red Rage,” lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Orks are not…